Enigma

I can teach a man to sail,
    but I can never teach him why.

            Timothy E. Thatcher, The American Scholar

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dream on

I’ll never stop dreaming,
because if you stop dreaming,
you’re just wasting eight hours a night.

        Moonlighting television series, Season 2, Episode 4

 

 

 

 

Daylight Savings Time

I object to being told that I am saving daylight
when my reason tells me that I am doing nothing of the kind...
At the back of the Daylight Saving scheme,
I detect the bony, blue-fingered hand of Puritanism,
eager to push people into bed earlier, and get them up earlier,
to make them healthy, wealthy, and wise in spite of themselves.

        Robertson Davies, The Papers of Samuel Marchbanks

 

 

 

 

Be happy

And the Messiah said unto them, "If a man told God that he wanted most of all to help the suffering world, no matter the price to himself, and God answered and told him what he must do, should the man do as he is told?"

"Of course, Master!" cried the many. "It should be pleasure for him to suffer the tortures of hell itself, should God ask it!"

"No matter what those tortures, no matter how difficult the task?"

"Honor to be hanged, glory to be nailed to a tree and burned, if so be that God has asked," said they.

"And what would you do," the Master said unto the multitude, "if God spoke directly to your face and said, 'I COMMAND THAT YOU BE HAPPY IN THE WORLD, AS LONG AS YOU LIVE.' What would you do then?"

And the multitude was silent, not a voice, not a sound was heard upon the hillsides, across the valleys where they stood.

                Richard Bach, Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah

 

 

 

 

 

 

Poem: November

Show's over, folks. And didn't October do

A bang-up job? Crisp breezes, full-throated cries

Of migrating geese, low-floating coral moon.

Nothing left but fool's gold in the trees.

Did I love it enough, the full-throttle foliage,

While it lasted? Was I dazzled? The bees

Have up and quit their last-ditch flights of forage

And gone to shiver in their winter clusters.

Field mice hit the barns, big squirrels gorge

On busted chestnuts. A sky like hardened plaster

Hovers. The pasty river, its next of kin,

Coughs up reed grass fat as feather dusters.

Even the swarms of kids have given in

To winter's big excuse, boxed-in allure:

TVs ricochet light behind pulled curtains.

The days throw up a closed sign around four.

The hapless customer who'd wanted something

Arrives to find lights out, a bolted door.

          

                Maggie Dietz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Suit yourself

The philosophies behind witch and a wiccan are totally different.
A wiccan wears ceremonial black robes
and invites her body to be inhabited by an evil spirit
that commands her to perform tasks of mayhem and destruction.
A witch, on the other hand, can wear anything she wants. 

         Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello and Stephen Colbert
         Wigfield: The Can-Do Town That Just May Not 

 

 

 

 

 

Is that you?

For some of us, Halloween is everyday.

        Tim Burton, Tim Burton